Mercury - About as hot as a planet gets. Best buds with the mighty star and the envy of the other planets.
Venus - Wants to be earth but sadly lacks the atmospheric requirements. May take over the earth's position when we kill it.
Earth - Poor earth. Seen all kinds of abuse from poisoning to burns. He has been raped from all sides. Very depressed planet.
Mars - This ketchup coloured rock has certainly caught the attention of the Earth. He certainly knows how to pull the moves.
Jupiter - Big, happy, jolly. The santa of the solar system.
Saturn - This cool cat certainly loves being different from the others.
Uranus + Neptune - Rarely talked about and always getting mixed up. Uranus has had enough of the bottom jokes.
Pluto - Not only was he the runt of the solar system but he has now been rejected as a planet. Poor thing.