Adventure Time is awesome and if you don't agree, you obviously don't like fun.
This is my homage to the Lumpy Space Princess.
"No way. First, I'm gonna fall in love with one of those little guys, then I'm gonna fall out of love. And then I'm gonna totally fake die, of a fake heart attack! Oh, my heart! My heart hurts because I fell out of love! And now i have to die! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!"